The truth is much stranger than fiction. This is a fact. I’m guessing that if you could be a fly on the wall in your neighbors’ homes, you wouldn’t believe the sh*t you’d see and hear. I’m also guessing that the same goes on in most of our heads, families, and homes. We are raised to believe that “normal” looks a certain way, when in reality, there truly is no such thing. The house, career, 2 kids, dog, white picket … Continue reading
Therapy. I f*cking love it. Honestly, I think that everyone can benefit from it. Think about it, you get to sit in a room with someone who is trained to listen, analyze, give suggestions, and work with you to figure out how to deal with whatever is going on in your head. You get to say whatever the f*ck you want and it’s confidential. Meanwhile, there are no personal connections or hidden agendas, and you get to be the center … Continue reading
Austin Powers. Depending on my mood I find him either funny as hell or annoying as my DM next door neighbor with her camel toe jorts and mom-bob. I have to thank him though, because he introduced a word to my vocabulary that I never knew before: mojo. I f*cking love that word. It has probably been around forever and I’m sure I don’t even use it in the right context, but I just don’t care. I just think its … Continue reading
My best friend died 3 years ago. Suddenly, naturally, out of the blue. Two days after, my dad had a massive heart attack, was on life support, had quintuple bypass surgery and survived. Thank God. It took me two long years, but one day I woke up. I looked around and inside myself and thought, what the f*ck am I doing?” I am an amazing person, I have friends and family who I love and who love me. But, I’m … Continue reading
I love birthdays. LOVE. Especially when they belong to ME or someone that I care about. What I despise, is going to other kids’ birthday parties and having to stand around listening to random parents talk kid bullsh*t for an hour and a half. Seriously, sometimes I think that if I owned a weapon, I just might use it at one of these torturous extravaganzas. Saturday afternoon: Lil BIT has a gymnastics birthday party for one of her preschool … Continue reading
