Monthly Archives: February 2012
Yesterday, I was driving through a typical suburban neighborhood to pick Lil BIT up from her friends house. I was paying attention to the road, thankfully, when the *ssmuncher in front of me, slams on her brakes and flies into the driveway to what I’m assuming was her house. No turn signal, no slowing down, no warning…just bam, like she’s Mario freakin’ Andretti. The best part…she had a stupid *ss Baby on Board sign in her window. Yes. A Baby … Continue reading
Awwwww shit. We won an award. I was beyond flattered, especially since the award came from someone so cool, so funny, and just downright freakin’ awesome. Our faithful reader, follower, and fellow b*tch “I’m a Sassy Blonde” over at http://imasassyblonde.wordpress.com/ thinks we’re over the top fantastic and wishes she lived next door to us. We’d welcome her in a heartbeat! Thanks b*tch…you rock! Now, there are some rules I’m supposed to follow. F*ck. Since I’m not always the best rule follower, … Continue reading
I’m beginning to think I have a drinking problem, but I chose to refer to it as a kick-ass social life. I seem to have an excuse almost every night of the week to tip the bottle for more than just the Surgeon General’s suggested “one per day” (who is likely a raging alcoholic). For example, Monday is “Bachelor” night. 5 friends get together at 8pm and watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette (who cares, they are all tools) and we … Continue reading
I hate having shitty days. Unfortunately, today was one of them. It was the kind of day that everyone I encountered or spoke to (except my family for some reason) made me want to strangle them or cry. I swear, I experienced every unpleasant emotion under the sun. Now I’ve got a big f*cking headache and I’m a total crabby b*tch. Instead of complaining about all of the *sshats that made my day such hell, I’ve decided to take a … Continue reading
Lil BIT and I went shopping today. Most people loathe shopping with their kids, not me. I’m raising two kick *ss shoppers. They know style, trends, what’s cute and what is so f*cking ugly that I wouldn’t put it on to pick up dog sh*t. Think this isn’t something to brag about? Well then, you’re reading the wrong f*cking blog. It makes me beam with pride. My kids don’t even complain when we’re not shopping for them. That says a … Continue reading
