I’m beginning to think I have a drinking problem, but I chose to refer to it as a kick-ass social life. I seem to have an excuse almost every night of the week to tip the bottle for more than just the Surgeon General’s suggested “one per day” (who is likely a raging alcoholic).
For example, Monday is “Bachelor” night. 5 friends get together at 8pm and watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette (who cares, they are all tools) and we take our time ripping it apart, since we can DVR or TEVO it, with many pauses, guffaws, and sips of wine. Everyone brings a bottle, and we seem to be really talented at putting away entire bottles, and then some, and not leaving till 1am.
Tuesdays are, well, not shitty Mondays, and not remotely close to Friday where I feel like I should perhaps wait a day or so start partying again. It is not Hump Day, which is at least closer to Friday. So I get grumpy. When I’m grumpy, I either break out the Peanut M&M’s, giant Hershey Bars, or better yet, uncork a tasty bottle of Pinot anything. I will invite a neighbor down, or hell, I’ll even sit at my laptop playing “I drink alone” on Itunes, and throw a few back myself with great pleasure.
Wednesday night is Dance class for the BIT, so we go get giant slices of pizza (all-you-can-eat no less) and what must you have with pizza? Beer of course!! Ahhhh, in a frosty mug, no less…..with little ice chunks. It’s heaven on earth, and yes, I’ll have another. Bonus, I get out of cooking! Love you, Hump Day!
Thursdays are a good day to dry out because the wild and crazy weekend is right around the corner. But, what am I to do with myself all night while the WH is glued to the TV? Well, there WAS some Pinot left from Tuesday, and that doesn’t stay fresh very long right?? Sooooooooo….bottoms up, baby!
Needless to say, Friday and Saturday are always spent at a wine tasting, neighborhood gathering, nice restaurant, or even our favorite seedy bar. The details are usually a blur, and I typically offend someone, but always good laughs and well worth the hangover.
Sunday is a day of rest. A holy day to some. A day to kick back, do no work, maybe go to church, watch some football, eat some wings……..but, I AM from Wisconsin so you can guess what I do on Sundays.
So whether you’re a weekend warrior or the daily functioning alcoholic, we BIBS love ya, don’t judge ya, and hope we can clink glasses with ya real soon!! Mwuah!
There’s nothing wrong with anything in moderation. Sounds to me like you’ve got this moderated perfectly, so drink up bitch!! xo
Cheers!!! I just wanna drink with you, Bitch! xo
We would have a blast, I’m sure!! Just be sure to bring a little bail money, just in case!!
You are fine! It all sounds reasonable to me. lol.
Dude I am on the couch right now recovering from some major vino consumption last night. Thank God for the Ipad the modern day babysitter. Drink up
I’d be worried if you DIDN’T drink! Clink clink!
I think you’d have a problem if you *didn’t* drink. Cheers!
First off…no, I don’t see a problem. It sounds like it’s all perfectly planned, social drinking. On the laptop? Drinking with your tweeps…
BTW…I am giving you an award…why? Because I can and because you bitches deserve it. And if you wanna participate or not…totally up to you. I just wanted you to know you are appreciated! MUWAH!
http://imasassyblonde.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/an-award-for-me/
I want to be friends with you all.
We would get along well. P.S. Now that Cougar Town is back, there is an even better reason to drink on Tuesdays!
My motto is as long as it’s 12:01 pm somewhere it’s ok
So enjoy!!!