I hate having shitty days. Unfortunately, today was one of them. It was the kind of day that everyone I encountered or spoke to (except my family for some reason) made me want to strangle them or cry. I swear, I experienced every unpleasant emotion under the sun. Now I’ve got a big f*cking headache and I’m a total crabby b*tch.
Instead of complaining about all of the *sshats that made my day such hell, I’ve decided to take a different approach. Glass half full, blah, blah, blah…who knows, maybe it will put me in a better mood.
There are many people in my life that I’m proud to know. Some of them old friends, some of them new, some I’ve never even met, but they make me smile. So here goes, b*tches. Maybe you’ll see yourself!
People I’m Proud To Know:
- The woman who decided enough is enough, life is too short to be unhappy. She took the bull by the horns, decided what she wanted, and went with it. Change isn’t easy, but this kick *ss girl sure makes it look like it is. I envy her strength, determination, and balls. We are all ultimately in charge of our own happiness, and she is a true inspiration in how to take charge.
- The 25 year old girl who has more brains, beauty, maturity, and insight than most people twice her age. This girl works her *ss off, even though she doesn’t have to. She has the biggest heart of almost anyone I’ve ever met, and makes me smile on a daily basis. Oh, and she is a TOTAL b*tch…my very favorite kind. We clicked in an instant, that’s probably why!
- The people who aren’t afraid to look deep within themselves and share what they are truly feeling. Analyzing your thoughts sucks. It’s not always comforting to realize how you really feel about a situation, and then share it with someone else. To the people who do this, and don’t speak out both sides of their f*cking mouths: hats off to you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Those of you who read our stuff. OMG, never in a million years did I think that when we started this b*tchy blog a year ago, we’d have over 5,500 fans reading about all of the bullsh*t that goes through our minds on a daily basis. Sure, we think it’s funny, but we had no f*cking clue that there were so many of you out there who agreed with our way of thinking. Props to you, you guys never fail to make my day!
- My new “adult” compadres. I just recently re-entered the world of work. Holy sh*t, it was like a breath of fresh air. I love my job, and I love the people I work with. I love that for 20 hours a week I’m surrounded by beauty, fashion, and adults. Even with the drama that is always present in any workplace, I love going to work. I’m lucky to have found a place where I can be myself, and to all of my new work friends…you make me happy!
- The dude at the gas station. I swear, every time I walk in he has something nice to say to me. Maybe he’s hitting on me, who knows. I really don’t care. He says nice sh*t to me, puts a smile on my face, and I’m on my way. Proud to know him.
- Carri Brown. I can’t believe I’ve never met you in person, because you crack me up daily. But it’s not only that. Sometimes you just know that you are meant to be friends with someone (ummm…Macy’s story anyone?) I’m f*cking suspicious of everyone, and hate most people. Not you. You are amazing and I can’t wait until the day where we meet face to face, although I’m a little scared for anyone who might cross our paths
! - My BFF. Not many people are as lucky as I am. I have a true best friend. I have no idea where I’d be without her on the end of my phone 17 times a day. I value each word she says, call upon her for reassurance, or to tell me to get the f*ck over something. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING that we don’t know about each other. We grew up together and will end up in the nursing home together harassing, getting drunk with, and hitting on all of the old men. Trust me. I love this b*tch with every piece of my heart. I am lucky and proud to call her my best friend.
Okay…well, I’m feeling a little better now. Still pissed at some of the sh*t I had to deal with today, but f*ck it. Tomorrow’s a new day, and I’m pretty blessed.
Gonna go drink a few glasses of wine and fall blissfully asleep.
Cheers, B*tches! xoxoxo






WORD! I totally could have been the chick in Macy’s. Vegas, baby!
You make someone’s day, every day! Your website is so raw & real. You make women (the ones with a sense of humor) laugh, cry, smile when they thought there had mood couldn’t be kicked, you empower women to speak the truth. You touch thousands of people every day. I was thinking of everyone i was mad at & now you just left me here sitting thinking about my list of people I’m proud to know instead-way better. Thank you for the inspiration. Write on, bitch! ILY!
Your totally blessed bitch!! It’s nice to have lots of awesome people around to make the suckass days not suck so bad. Hope tomorrow doesn’t suck, but at least if it does, you’ve got your friends (and there’s always WINE!!!). xo
Love you …and reading you every morning! So many times I pass my phone over to husband-guy laughing hysterically. He reads it, smiles, and nods…I guess it’s a Girl Thing. Thanks for making my day…keep it up babe!!
Love that quote at the end and yay for gas station guy!
You had me at Asshat! What a great spin.
Haha, you don’t have to tell me to drink wine twice!
Great reminder that there is always something or someone to be grateful for even on the worst of days. Where do you get your gas?
A list of people you’re proud to know. I love it!