Author Archives: Bitch3
Just when I thought I couldn’t lose my mind any more lately, it happens. What happened yesterday to me, tops my crazy chart! I was “Locked out” of my own house. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!! I’m sure my lack of sleep, and weekly PMS add to the spectacular mind fucks that I go through most days lately. My BIT’s 6th birthday was yesterday and thank heaven I got her to the bus on time looking adorable! Realizing that I needed to haul ass … Continue reading
First and foremost, I will let you bitches know I have been PMSing since 6 periods ago. Apparently my Estrogen is elevated , and explains nothing to my gyne, except that it’s normal at my age to have on and off bleeding for 3 weeks of the month. Also with that comes constant itching and lack of sleep and extra crispy anxiety! YEAH!!! Oh and a bill for $800 f*cking dollars to tell me this. That being said, either every … Continue reading
Disney’s Magic Kingdom: Ahhhh the princesses, parades and overpriced crap. I’m sorry to be the one to bash anyone’s Disney dreams in this blog, but it needs to be known. While this was my kids’ third time visiting the smiley, happy village of dreams, only one was a pig in shit. Yep, my BIT. We entertained the boys by the few rides they approved of, and lots of junk food. I will admit, the Holiday fireworks are still pretty fucking cool… Anyways… We, … Continue reading
We have hit an age, well many of us anyway, where we are in a funk of some sort. Since I hit the big 40, I have been feeling like I’m walking in a daze. I went through a lot of phases in the past few years. I thought I had depression (who the fuck doesn’t?) Then, I thought I’m so anxiety ridden that I can’t enjoy life because of all the responsibility. I really haven’t found what makes “me” … Continue reading
Hanging in the Hood. Click to enlarge the picture! Cocktails and and good friends make for an amazing Saturday night. Mainly the BIBS drink wine, except on occasion when we feel the need for more. When our families get together, we’re usually very loud and have lots of belly laughs. The kids are used to our foul mouths, and realize that we’re on the adult side of the yard. They go on their side and everyone is happy! We really are great parents! … Continue reading
